obesetron

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A car that smells like old pizza and regret, driven by someone who eats breakfast for dinner and still doesn't check their blind spots.

My cousin's obesetron is so gross I could write a thesis on it.

He crashed into a mailbox because he didn't look. Classic obesetron behavior.

That car is like a second home for greasy fries and bad decisions.

A vehicle that feels like it's about to die, driven by a person who thinks a blind spot is just a fancy word for a parking spot.

My obesetron sputters like it's dying and still manages to hit the curb.

She didn’t check her blind spot. It’s not a crime. It’s a lifestyle.

That car is like a tired old dog who still thinks it can run a marathon.

A car that looks like it was hit by a truck, driven by someone who thinks checking blind spots is for people with good eyesight and better lives.

His obesetron looks like it was in a fight and lost.

I wouldn’t trust that car to drive me to the store. It might decide to go to jail instead.

That car is like a broken robot who still thinks it can function.