Obesetiality

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A sickening obsession with chunky, out-of-shape people that makes you want to hug them until they can't breathe.
I saw a guy eat a whole pizza and I felt like I was in love.
My cousin got a second job just to fund her love for the obese.
I proposed to my girlfriend after she ate three burgers in one sitting.
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When you get hard just looking at someone who could barely fit into a regular-sized car.
He texted me a photo of a donut and I had a boner.
I stared at my uncle's belly for ten minutes and got a boner.
I got a boner watching my dog eat a whole cake.
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The act of having sex with a pig that's been eating all day and smells like a garbage can.
I had sex with a pig after it ate a whole trash bag.
My neighbor's goat got a date because it was so fatty.
I made out with a cow that had a burger stuck in its mouth.
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