Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the majority of people who eat like pigs and never move

My cousin is obeses. He eats pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner.

My teacher says half the class is obeses.

My mom calls me obeses because I eat ice cream every day.

2

a human shaped like a donut, sometimes bigger than a donut

This guy is obeses. He looks like he was dipped in cake.

My dog is obeses, he can’t run anymore.

That man is obeses, he eats a whole cake for breakfast.

3

when you’re so fat you can’t even fit in a chair

My uncle is obeses, he can’t sit on a normal chair.

I’m obeses because I eat too much candy.

My friend is obeses and can’t even go on a roller coaster.

4

the reason why so many people die early

Obeses is why my grandpa died young.

I don’t want to be obeses like my dad.

Obeses is the worst thing ever.

5

when you have a BMI that’s higher than a truck

My BMI is 35, that means I’m obeses.

My brother’s BMI is 40, he’s morbidly obeses.

My mom’s BMI is 29, she’s barely obeses.

6

what happens to you when you eat like a horse and never exercise

I’m obeses because I eat like a horse and never move.

My sister is obeses because she eats all day.

My friend is obeses because he eats donuts for breakfast.

7

the best thing about America, even though it’s also the worst

America is obeses and I love it.

Obeses is America’s superpower.

I’m proud to be obeses, it’s what makes America great.