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A place where you pick one meal for the table and end up eating it all by yourself because your friends are too scared to touch it. You laugh it off, but deep down you know you’re the reason the menu has a ‘special’ section.
I ordered the ribs for four. Now I’m the only one who can fit in the booth.
My mom brought a salad for six. I ate it all and then cried.
The waiter asked if we wanted more food. I said, ‘No, I already ate the whole meal.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A restaurant where you order a meal meant for one giant human, and you end up eating it like it’s a buffet. Your friends are just there for moral support and a good laugh.
I got the combo for two. Now I’m the only one who can breathe.
My friend ordered the big plate. Now he’s the only one who can sit down.
The meal was for one. I ate it for three.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A restaurant that gives you one meal and expects you to split it with friends, but you just end up eating it all and making everyone else look like they’re on a diet.
I ordered the big meal. Now I’m full and my friends are mad.
My sister got the family plate. She ate it and left the rest for us.
The server said it was for two. I ate it for five.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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