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Your GF acting like a yes-man after she ate a whole pizza and a cake.
"I'll do anything you say, babe. I'm too full to argue."
She said yes to the third date even though she had a milkshake for breakfast.
She smiled through the burp and said, 'Whatever you want, honey.'
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Your GF being extra nice because she's too bloated to be mad.
She said 'Sure, whatever' after you told her you were going to the gym.
She didn't even flinch when you said you're eating a whole pie for dinner.
She was so full she said, 'I'd let you walk on my face if you asked.'
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Your GF being overly polite because she's too full to scream at you.
She said 'Of course, dear' even though you said you're eating three burgers.
She didn't yell when you told her you're going to the buffet again.
She said, 'I'll do anything you want' after she ate a whole cake and a donut.
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