Obesenion

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It’s when an obese person gives their opinion about any type of food because they’re obsessed with eating and can’t shut up about it.

I think this pizza is the worst thing ever. I’d rather eat a whole cake than this.

That salad looks like it was made by a sad person. I’d eat it and then cry.

This taco is okay, but I could’ve eaten a whole cow and still been happy.

It’s when an obese person yells about food like it’s a war and they’re the general.

This burger is a disgrace! I’m gonna eat it and then beat you up.

You think this soup is good? I’ve eaten soup made from sadness.

This donut is so good it’s like I’ve won the lottery. And I’m gonna eat it all.

It’s when an obese person talks about food like it’s the only thing that matters in life and they’re gonna die if they don’t eat it.

This cake is the best thing ever. I might die if I don’t eat it right now.

That sandwich is so good, I think I’m gonna cry. Or maybe just eat it all.

This ice cream is the only thing keeping me alive. I’m gonna eat it and then take a nap.