Obeseness

My cousin is obese. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My mom says I'm not obese, but I know I am because I can't fit into my pants anymore.

Obesity is like the whole country is one big food coma.

That guy at the mall looks like a balloon that got hit by a truck.

She's so wide, she can't fit in the door.

He's so round, he looks like a wheel.

I can't walk because I'm so fat. My doctor is mad at me.

My brother is so fat, he can't even sit down.

She's so fat, her chair broke.

Obesity is the number one way to die in America, and it's not even fun.

My uncle died from obesity. It was not fun.

Obesity is like a slow death, and it's not fun at all.

Obesity is like a fancy way to say you're fat, and there are different levels of how fat you are.

Mildly obese is like being a little fat. Moderately obese is like being really fat. Morbidly obese is like being a walking food coma.

I'm morbidly obese. I eat so much, I could feed a whole family.

Obesity is a punishment for eating like a pig and never exercising.

I'm obese because I ate like a pig and never exercised.

My sister is obese because she eats like a pig and never moves.

America's favorite way to look is being obese, and it's not even close to being healthy.

I think America's favorite way to look is being obese.

Obesity is America's favorite way to look, and it's not even healthy.