Obesely Immoral

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So fat you can’t even be bothered to be evil. Just lazy, dishonest, and covered in greed like a greasy pizza.
My uncle eats a whole pizza by himself and still calls me a bad influence.
She stole the last cookie and lied about it, then cried when I called her out.
He’s so fat and corrupt he probably got the job through bribery and a side of fries.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human blubberball with no morals. They lie, cheat, and steal like it’s a sport. And they’re good at it.
He cheated on his wife, his taxes, and his dog’s diet all in the same week.
She took the last slice of cake and said it was poisoned. It wasn’t. She just hates cake.
He stole the office printer and still got a raise.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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So fat and immoral you could call them a walking crime scene. They’re dirty, dishonest, and probably ate the evidence.
He got caught eating the evidence and still got off with a warning.
She took the last donut, lied about it, and then blamed the donut for her bad mood.
He’s so fat and corrupt he probably bribed the judge with a whole cake.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A walking mess of laziness and dishonesty. They’re like a blob with a soul, and that soul is made of lies.
He didn’t do his homework and lied about it, then cried when he got caught.
She took the last soda and said it was stolen by the ghost of the previous soda.
He’s so fat and immoral he probably stole the whole fridge.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human disaster. They’re fat, they’re immoral, and they probably took the last piece of cake and then lied about it.
He took the last piece of cake, then said it was stolen by the cake police.
She lied about her age, her weight, and her moral compass all in one day.
He stole the office fridge, the printer, and the last donut, and still got a raise.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person so fat they probably have their own sin. They’re greedy, lazy, and they lie so much it’s a full-time job.
He lied about his weight, his sins, and his job all in one day.
She took the last pizza, lied about it, and then cried when she got caught.
He’s so fat and immoral he probably stole the whole kitchen.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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