obesedon

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a lazy monster that lives in your pants. it eats everything and never moves. it hates veggies and calls exercise a ‘pain in the butt.’

@obesedon: my pants are tight. i blame the monster inside me.

i ate 12 burgers today. my monster is happy. i am not.

my doctor said i have a monster in my stomach. i said, 'i knew it.'

a human who eats like a pig and never leaves the couch. they live on junk food and call veggies ‘boring.’

i had pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. my mom says i’m an obesedon.

my friend is an obesedon. he eats cake for breakfast and sleeps all day.

i just saw an obesedon eat a whole cake in one bite. it was brutal.

a human who turns into a ball of fat. they never leave their room and have no idea what vegetables are.

my cousin is an obesedon. she eats chips for dinner and says veggies are ‘weird.’

i saw an obesedon roll down the hallway. it was like a human meatball.

my obesedon brother eats so much, he can’t fit in his pants. ever.