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When you eat so much junk food you vomit and your pants fall off.
I ate 12 burgers and now I'm puking in my mom's car.
After the pizza party, I looked like a deflated balloon.
I ate so much I passed out on the couch.
Obesed
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At least three quarters of America are fat enough to qualify for a free couch.
My teacher said 75% of us are going to die of laziness.
My cousin got a free couch from the government.
My friend’s mom eats so much she’s on a government plan.
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A human shape that looks like a giant donut with legs.
My uncle looks like a donut with legs and a face.
My cousin's body is a donut with no hole.
My neighbor’s body is like a meatball with legs.
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When you're so fat you can't run, you can't sit, and you can't breathe.
I can’t breathe because my belly is like a tire.
I can’t sit because my thighs are like bricks.
I can’t run because I feel like a walking pizza.
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The number one reason people die before their time, mostly from eating too much.
Obesity is why my grandpa died in his sleep.
My aunt's obesity is why she can't dance anymore.
My uncle's obesity is why he can't go on vacation.
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A fancy word for being so fat your BMI is 30 or higher, and you have levels like mildly fat, kinda fat, and super fat.
My BMI is 35, which means I'm super fat.
My friend is mildly fat, which is like the start of a nightmare.
My cousin is super fat and can't walk without wheezing.
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A punishment from the universe for eating way too much and not moving.
I got obesed because I ate a whole cake and watched 10 hours of TV.
My sister got obesed from eating pizza for a week.
My dog got obesed from eating my leftovers.