OBESE POLICE

I got pulled over for eating a whole pizza while on a date with my fat crush. The obese police showed up and gave me a ticket for 'public embarrassment.'

My dad got arrested for flirting with a waitress. The obese police said he was 'disrupting the fat community.'

The obese police showed up at my gym and gave me a warning for 'fat flirting in the cardio zone.'

My friend got fined for taking a selfie with a fat guy at the mall. The obese police called it 'disturbing the fat vibe.'

I got yelled at by the obese police for making a fat person laugh during a meeting. They said it was 'unprofessional fat behavior.'

The obese police showed up at my house because my neighbor’s fat dog was dancing. They said it was 'disrupting the fat atmosphere.'

The obese police gave me a ticket for clapping for a fat guy who won a dance contest. They said it was 'too much fat energy.'

My cousin got chased by the obese police for giving a fat person a high-five. They called it 'a crime against thin people.'

The obese police showed up at my school for a fat person’s birthday party. They said it was 'a distraction from real policing.'