Obese Pigeon

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A walking meatball that stares you down like it just finished a 500-piece pizza. It doesn’t fly, it rolls like a fat kid on a skateboard.

My obese pigeon just walked into my soup. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

This pigeon is so fat it blocked the sun. I’m gonna need a new pair of sunglasses.

I tried to run from the obese pigeon, and now I’m out of breath and out of luck.

A human’s worst nightmare. It’s like a pizza delivery guy got hit by a bus and then ate the bus.

My obese pigeon just sat on my head. I’m not going to school today.

This pigeon is so big it took up three parking spots. I’m gonna get fined.

I tried to feed it a sandwich, and it just looked at me like I was being stupid.