Obese Pelican

My cousin is an Obese Pelican. He cries when he eats cereal.

That guy on TikTok is an Obese Pelican. He dances like a drunk cow.

My dog called my dad an Obese Pelican. It was the worst insult ever.

My teacher is an Obese Pelican. She walks like she’s got bricks in her shoes.

That guy at the gym is an Obese Pelican. He can’t even do a push-up.

My mom called my dad an Obese Pelican. He threw a chair.

My neighbor is an Obese Pelican. He eats a whole pizza by himself.

That kid in my class is an Obese Pelican. He wears a shirt that says 'I eat donuts for breakfast.'

My dog called my brother an Obese Pelican. He got in a fight with a couch.