obese monkey

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A bald pig who screams like a toddler on a sugar high and wears a shirt that’s three sizes too small

He ran into the grocery store yelling about how the bread was 'too expensive for a man with a heart the size of a pizza'

His shirt was so tight it looked like it was about to rip off and join the gym

He tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat on his face because he’s too fat to be cool

A meatball with legs who yells at the sky and eats everything in sight like it’s a food fight

He yelled at the clouds because he thought they were making fun of him

He ate a whole pizza in one sitting and then cried because his pants were too tight

He tried to lift a fridge and it fell on him like a curse from the gods

A greasy blob who dances in the middle of the street and screams like he’s been cursed by a fat kid

He danced to a song no one knew and screamed about how he was 'the king of the greasy blob kingdom'

He tried to do the moonwalk but tripped over his own belly

He yelled at a bus because it didn’t give him a high five