Obese Head

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A head so big it looks like it was hit by a truck and then dipped in glitter. The hair is like a cursed pineapple that won’t shut up.
My cousin’s head is so big it could double as a doorstop and a disco ball.
That guy’s head is like a melon that got married to a neon sign.
Her head is so round it could roll down the street and take out a mailbox.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A head so big it thinks it’s the president. The hair is like a wild animal that got stuck in a blender.
His head is so big it could probably hold a small party inside.
That lady’s head is like a loaf of bread that got sprayed with glitter and screamed at.
His head is so round it could probably roll into a lake and come back with a tan.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A head that’s bigger than a basketball and smells like a sweaty sock that’s been in a gym for a decade.
That man’s head is so big it could probably be used as a helmet for a goat.
Her head is like a meatball that got hit with a hair dryer and a curse.
His head is so round it could probably be used as a bowl for soup and insults.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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