Obese Hamster

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A girl named Carolyn who eats like a pig and looks like a couch that got hit by a truck
Carolyn just ate three burgers for breakfast. She’s gonna need a new pair of pants.
My mom says Carolyn is the reason why hamsters are now considered a food group.
Carolyn tried to run today. It looked like a sloth had a heart attack.
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Carolyn, the human version of a hamster that never exercised and always had a snack nearby
Carolyn’s hamster is jealous of her. It’s getting a workout plan.
Carolyn’s doctor said she’s 90% hamster and 10% human.
Carolyn’s friend said she’s gonna roll over and die in her sleep.
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Carolyn, a human who eats so much she might as well be a hamster in a wheel that’s stuck in a bakery
Carolyn’s hamster asked her for a diet plan. She said no.
Carolyn tried to fit into her old jeans. They now have a life of their own.
Carolyn’s friend said she’s gonna explode like a piñata full of donuts.
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