Obese desk

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A blob of human meat that sits at a desk and plays video games like it’s going to win the championship.
My cousin’s desk is so big, it has its own Netflix account.
That guy eats pizza while fighting a virtual dragon. It’s like he’s dying in slow motion.
She’s so fat, her desk broke from the weight of her snacks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who is so round, they don’t stand up, they roll to their desk.
He rolls into the office like a wheel of cheese.
She’s so round, her controller is stuck to her face.
That man has a desk, a chair, and a second desk just for snacks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who is so big, their desk is like a lifeboat in the middle of a sea of chips and soda.
His desk floats on a lake of soda. It’s like a shipwreck.
She’s got a desk, a chair, and a second chair just for her legs.
That guy’s desk is so big, it has its own side quest.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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