Obese cank of slunt

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A meaty mess who’s fat and a slunty cank, like a double whammy of grossness.

I saw this guy at the mall and he looked like he had a burger and a pizza inside him.

My cousin’s an obese cank of slunt. He eats like he’s trying to beat the world record for being messy.

That guy at the gym is a full-time obese cank of slunt. He sweats like a pig and smells like a garbage can.

A person so fat and slunty they look like they were born from a cank explosion.

My neighbor’s an obese cank of slunt. He walks like he’s carrying a whole buffet in his gut.

That kid’s an obese cank of slunt. He eats a whole pizza in one bite and still needs seconds.

My teacher says I’m an obese cank of slunt. I think she just wants me to stop talking during class.

Someone who’s so fat and slunty they look like they were made by a cank and a slunt having a screaming match.

That guy at the park is an obese cank of slunt. He’s so big he can’t even sit on a bench without breaking it.

My dog is an obese cank of slunt. He eats my homework and my snacks like they’re his personal buffet.

My mom says I’m an obese cank of slunt. I think she just wants me to stop eating ice cream for breakfast.