Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most common shape in america, like a donut with no hole

My cousin is obese. He can’t fit in a car without a side door.

Obese people are just humans who took the wrong side of the pizza.

My dog is obese. He looks like a meatball that got hit by a truck.

2

a human that is as wide as a door and as tall as a door, sometimes wider

My mom is obese. She can’t fit through the front door without a ladder.

That guy is so obese, he blocked the whole sidewalk.

My uncle is obese. He looks like a burger that forgot it was a burger.

3

the state of being so fat, your pants are just a suggestion

My friend is obese. He wears pants like they’re a fashion statement.

I’m obese. My pants are just a memory.

That kid is obese. He eats like he’s training for a marathon.

4

a number on a chart that means your waist is bigger than your brain

My BMI is 35. That’s not a number, that’s a warning.

I checked my BMI. I’m so obese, I could start a new sport.

My doctor said I’m obese. I said, ‘I like where I’m at.’

5

America’s favorite way to eat and then stand there like it’s a choice

Obese is just America’s way of saying, ‘I love food and I love my body.’

Obese people are just people who didn’t listen to their parents.

America is obese. We all know it.

6

a person who tried to fit through a door and failed, probably with a side of regret

That guy is obese. He tried to fit through the door and it was a war.

My sister is obese. She tried to pass through the kitchen and got stuck.

That kid is so obese, he got stuck in the elevator and it broke.

7

a word that means most people are just average, and you are the weird one

Obese is just the word for people who are normal and you’re the weird one.

Everyone is obese. I’m the weird one.

My teacher said I’m obese. I said, ‘You’re the weird one.’