Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you’re too lazy to think and just throw out old crap like your ex’s name and your mom’s bad cooking.

You: I still love her. She just had a bad hair day. Me: You’re still fat. You: I still love her. She just had a bad hair day. Me: You’re still fat. You: I still love her. She just had a bad hair day. Me: You’re still fat.

Bro: I was the best in the class. Me: Yeah, and I still got a D in gym.

Mom: I was thin once. Me: You were also a kid and had a kid. You’re still fat.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

2

When you’re too stupid to make a new point and just keep bringing up how bad your life was in third grade.

You: I had a crush on the teacher. Me: You still failed math.

You: I got picked on. Me: You still got picked on for being fat.

You: I had a crush on the teacher. Me: You still failed math. You: I had a crush on the teacher. Me: You still failed math.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

3

When you can’t think of anything else to say and just start ranting about how you still haven’t lost weight since 2005.

You: I still haven’t lost weight since 2005. Me: Yeah, and you still eat pizza for breakfast.

You: I still haven’t lost weight since 2005. Me: You still eat pizza for breakfast. You: I still haven’t lost weight since 2005. Me: You still eat pizza for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

4

When you have nothing to say and just keep bringing up how your ex’s new boyfriend is hot and you’re still fat.

You: His new boyfriend is hot. Me: You’re still fat.

You: His new boyfriend is hot. Me: You’re still fat. You: His new boyfriend is hot. Me: You’re still fat.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

5

When you’re too dumb to think of a new argument and just say the same old thing about how your life is still bad.

You: My life is still bad. Me: Yeah, you’re still fat.

You: My life is still bad. Me: Yeah, you’re still fat. You: My life is still bad. Me: Yeah, you’re still fat.

by Slangipedia 7d ago