Oberursel

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A tiny town stuck in the middle of nowhere, near Frankfurt, where people still think toast is a luxury.

My cousin moved to Oberursel and now he thinks he’s rich because he has a microwave.

I asked for directions to Oberursel and got a lecture about bread.

My mom said she’d rather live in a ditch than move to Oberursel.

A town so small, it thinks it’s the capital of the universe, right next to Frankfurt.

Oberursel thinks it’s famous because it has a bakery.

My friend’s dog moved to Oberursel and now it’s a mayor.

The town of Oberursel sent me a letter saying I’m not cool enough to live there.

A place that’s so quiet, even the cows whisper about Frankfurt.

I went to Oberursel and the silence gave me a headache.

The only thing louder than the cows in Oberursel is my neighbor’s playlist.

Oberursel is so quiet, my phone started ringing in the middle of the night.