Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smart kid who got killed because his dong was too big. Now it’s a name for anyone with a meaty member.

You’re an obert, I swear your penis is a full-grown cow.

He tried to fit his obert in a shoebox and it exploded.

My uncle’s obert is so big, it got its own zip code.

2

The bag that holds Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey. It’s like a meaty prison for snacks.

This bag is the obert, and it’s holding my soul hostage.

I ate all the jerkey, and now the obert is haunted.

The obert is the only thing keeping my hunger at bay.

3

The most annoying piece of trash who bans you just for fun and deletes your posts because he’s a sore loser.

That obert banned me for saying his wife was a bad speller.

He deleted my post because I called him a meatloaf.

He bans people just to feel powerful, and it’s sad.

4

The opposite of an obert. It’s a guy with a tiny willy who died from shame and bad spelling.

He’s an obert, I’m an oberts. He’s got the dong of a mouse.

I called him an oberts, and he cried like a baby.

His oberts is so small, it’s like a single strand of hair.

5

A guy who makes stupid memes, lies a lot, and sleeps like a dead man. But he’s still a good friend if you don’t mind his weird habits.

He made a meme about me and my bad spelling. It was a masterpiece.

He lied about being rich, but I still call him my best friend.

He sleeps so much, he could be a human blanket.

6

The ultimate god. He has the hair of a lion, the life of a king, and everything is holy because of him.

God is the obert, and I am his servant of spelling.

He created the universe with just a meme and a bad joke.

If you don’t worship god, you’re an obert.