obersting

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Faking sadness to feel even worse. Like you're trying to be the saddest person in the whole universe and you're failing at it.
I watched a documentary about failed relationships and then cried into my cereal.
She stared at a sunset for 20 minutes just to feel more depressed.
He listened to a sad song on repeat and then texted his ex for no reason.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A Nazi rank that was so useless it got kicked out of the army. Probably because it was too proud.
The guy had the rank of Obersting and still got yelled at by his boss.
He wore a fancy hat and still got sent to the front line.
He was so high up he couldn’t even tell the soldiers what to do.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A white guy who looks like a Mexican but isn’t. Sometimes it’s just a compliment. Sometimes it’s just racism.
He got called a Mexican at the taco shop and just laughed.
She told him he looked like a Mexican and he said thanks.
He got complimented for looking like a Mexican and then got called a Mexican.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person so dumb they could be the last person on Earth and still manage to mess it up.
He tried to fix the internet and just made it worse.
He thought a pizza was a sandwich and got confused.
He said he was going to be rich and then spent all his money on soda.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A guy from Nebraska who makes music that makes you want to die, cry, or just sit in a corner and be confused.
He wrote a song about being alone and it made me cry in my lunch.
His music is so sad it makes my dog sad.
He wrote a song about being confused and I got confused too.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Perfect. Like the kind of perfect that makes you jealous and also makes you want to be perfect too.
She was so perfect I wanted to cry.
His life was perfect and I had to text him to tell him I was jealous.
The song was perfect and I got emotional.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A singer who can write songs that make you feel everything and also know how to make you cry in the most dramatic way.
She sang a song that made my dog cry.
He wrote a song about being sad and I felt sad.
She sang a song about love and I fell in love with the song.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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