Obersexual

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When you get a boner or a brain fart for Oberyn Martell from Game of Thrones and can't stop thinking about him like he's the last piece of pizza.

I saw Oberyn in a commercial and my pants were on fire.

My crush is Oberyn and I don't care if he's fictional.

I texted my therapist 'I love Oberyn' and got a bill.

Being so obsessed with Oberyn that you think he's the best person ever and everyone else is a loser.

My friends think I'm crazy because I quote Oberyn in every conversation.

I would marry Oberyn if he asked me and I'm not even a girl.

I got a tattoo of Oberyn and it's on my face.

When you're so into Oberyn that you would punch a dragon for him and still be mad about it.

I punched a dragon in the face for Oberyn and my hand was broken.

I cried when Oberyn died and my mom called the cops.

I skipped school to watch Oberyn's death and got a detention.

Getting so turned on by Oberyn that you think he's the best lover ever and everyone else is just trash.

I got a hard-on during a history test because I was thinking about Oberyn.

I asked my crush to be my lover and they said no, but I still think Oberyn is better.

I wrote a love letter to Oberyn and mailed it to the TV.

When you're so into Oberyn that you would kill someone for him and still be proud of yourself.

I killed my brother for Oberyn and no one believed me.

I told my teacher I would kill a dragon for Oberyn and got a warning.

I got into a fight at the mall for Oberyn and got kicked out.

When you're so obsessed with Oberyn that you think he's the best and you don't care if people laugh at you.

I told my friends I would die for Oberyn and they laughed at me.

I cried in the bathroom for Oberyn and my face was red.

I drew a portrait of Oberyn and it's on my bedroom wall.