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A Michigan brew that tastes like heaven and smells like your uncle’s sock drawer after a long weekend.
That beer is so good, I almost proposed to it.
I drank it and forgot my own name.
My dog drank it and now he thinks he’s a king.
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A giant rock that orbits Uranus and also has the audacity to be the king of fairies. What even is life?
That moon is so big, it probably has a side job as a satellite of your brain.
I think it’s mocking me from space.
It’s so huge, it probably has a LinkedIn.
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A bearded, self-absorbed guy with a violin who thinks he’s the next rockstar. He laughs at his own jokes like they’re the best punchline since the invention of the wheel.
That guy played a song and cried like it was the end of the world.
He bragged about his violin skills for 10 minutes. It was a masterpiece of ego.
He took a bow like he just won the Olympics.
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A guy with curly hair who is friendly, fun, and will keep you entertained until he gets bored and leaves you hanging like a forgotten sock.
He was the life of the party until he got bored and left.
He was so chill, I thought he was a zen master.
He started a game of Uno and then left mid-game.
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A guy who loves girls and is a pervert who gets turned on by Asuna. He’s not just a pervert, he’s a full-blown psychopath with a sword.
That guy would stare at Asuna like she was a piece of cake.
He’s not just a pervert, he’s a sword-wielding pervert.
He’s so crazy, he probably killed a dragon just for fun.