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A human who’s basically Destin’s love child with a bank vault. Will be rich by 33. Decisions are like gentle slaps. Sweet as pie, but don’t test them.
Destin just smiled and said, 'I’ll be rich by 33, and you’ll be broke by 30.'
He made a decision like it was a math problem. No drama. Just numbers.
He’s sweet, but if you mess with him, he’ll give you a math test for dessert.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A person who’s basically Destin with a side of money. They’re kind, but if you’re dumb, they’ll treat you like a math problem.
He said, 'You’re dumb. I’ll show you my bank account.'
He was kind, but he called me a 'math problem' in front of my mom.
He smiled like a math teacher who just failed a student.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Destin’s twin brother if he had a credit card and a job. They make decisions like they’re solving a math problem. Sweet, but you don’t want to be on their bad side.
He said, 'I’m solving this problem. You’re the problem.'
He decided to be sweet, but he made me do algebra for fun.
He’s got a job, a credit card, and a smile that could make you rich.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Destin’s version if he had a job, a bank, and a calculator. They’re sweet, but they’ll make you do math if you’re not smart.
He asked me, 'Do you know what 100 plus 100 is? I do.'
He was sweet, but he made me solve a math problem for a snack.
He had a job, a calculator, and a smile that could pay your rent.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A human who’s like Destin but with money, and they don’t mess around. Decisions are like math problems. Sweet, but you’ll know when you’re not smart.
He said, 'You’re not smart. I’m smart. I’ll show you my bank.'
He made a decision like it was a math test. No candy, just numbers.
He was sweet, but he called me a 'not smart' person in front of my dad.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Destin but with a job, a bank, and a calculator. They’re sweet, but if you’re not smart, they’ll make you do math until you’re rich.
He said, 'You’re not smart. Do this math problem, and you’ll be rich.'
He smiled and said, 'You’ll be rich. I know math.'
He had a job, a calculator, and a smile that could pay your rent.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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