oberlord

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A smelly boss who thinks they're the king of the trash can.
My boss is the oberlord of failure.
He rules the lunchroom like it's his own kingdom.
I swear he’s been there since the dinosaurs died.
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A guy who thinks he's the main character in a bad movie.
He’s the oberlord of chaos at work.
He walks in like he owns the place.
He’s the reason we all got fired.
3
A boss who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's not.
He’s the oberlord of bad decisions.
He thinks he’s a genius.
He’s the reason we all have to stay late.
4
A boss who talks too much and nobody listens.
He’s the oberlord of noise.
He yells at everyone like they’re his enemies.
He’s the reason I can’t hear my thoughts.
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A boss who smells like old socks and thinks they're royalty.
He’s the oberlord of smelly socks.
He walks in like he’s been on a throne for years.
He’s the reason we all have to hold our breath.
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