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A guy who eats all the cocaine like it’s the last slice of pizza. He’s a total bogart and a cocky son of a bitch.

"You took the whole bag? I had to sniff the empty wrapper!", @CocaineCritic

"He’s like a drug hog, man. No sharing.", @DrugDude420

"That guy took the whole line. I got the crumbs.", @LineLover

A man who thinks he’s the king of everything. He’s got titles, degrees, and a god complex. He’s a total showoff.

"I’m a doctor, a reverend, and a skydiver. I’m basically a god.", @TitleMan

"He calls himself a composer, a baby daddy, and a neo-nazi. What’s next?", @TitleHater

"He’s got so many titles, he probably has a title for his title.", @TitleMaster

A complete moron who also has a butt like a donut. He’s the worst kind of idiot.

"He failed math and still thinks he’s smart. Plus, he’s got a donut for a butt.", @IdiotBro

"He’s an idiot and he’s got a fat ass. That’s a double fail.", @DonutButt

"He’s like a walking fail. His butt is a donut, and he doesn’t even know it.", @MoronMan"