oberl

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A selfish piece of trash who takes all the cocaine and leaves none for anyone else. Like a cocky little brat with a bag of blow.
'You took the last line? I was about to snort it!'
'He’s like a cockroach with a nose.'
'That guy’s an oberl. He’s got a nose and a brain.'
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A man who thinks he’s got every title in the universe. He’s a doctor, a preacher, a skydiving fool, and he even claims he’s God. Probably lies.
'He’s got a PhD in being a know-it-all.'
'He told me he’s a professional skydiver. I believe him. He’s got a title for that.'
'He says he’s God. I say he’s a certified idiot.'
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A total brain-dead moron. He’s got a fat butt and a brain that’s about as useful as a hole in the wall.
'He failed math and still thinks he’s smart.'
'That guy’s got a brain the size of a raisin.'
'He’s got a fat butt and a brain that’s barely working.'
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