Oberade

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Oberade is a stupid beer blend made by mixing two lousy beers, Oberon and Soft Parade, like a drunk kid trying to make a science project. It tastes like a fruit punch hit by a wheat beer, and it’ll knock you out with a 7.4% punch in the gut.
My buddy tried to drink Oberade and passed out on the floor like a f***ed-up pizza.
I mixed Oberade at my dad’s bar and he said it was the best thing since sliced bread, and that’s saying something.
My ex tried to make me like Oberade, and I still hate her for it.
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Oberade is a fruity mess you get when you mix a wheat beer and a sugary fruit beer, like a beer version of a sweet and sour chicken. It’s easy to drink, but it will f*** you up because it’s 7.4% and you’ll forget how strong it is until you’re lying on the couch like a dead animal.
I drank Oberade at the party and now I can’t remember my own name, or my own face.
My cousin’s kid made Oberade at the family reunion and it was the best part of the whole thing.
I tried to drink Oberade with my brother, and now we both have hangovers and a new enemy, ourselves.
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