Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To get so drunk you can’t tell your balls from your elbows

I obered so hard I texted my mom and she thought I was dead.

He obered at the party and tried to dance with the ceiling fan.

I obered and woke up in a park wearing a sock and a hat.

2

A word that means something is so bad it’s almost good

This pizza is ober. It’s like a soggy shoe that’s also on fire.

That movie was ober. I cried and laughed at the same time.

This math test was ober. I got a 3 out of 100.

3

A German guy who works in a restaurant and also wants to fight you

That ober at the diner tried to fight me over a spilled coffee.

I asked for a burger and the ober gave me a side of sarcasm.

That ober yelled at me because I used ketchup on my fries.

4

Some guy who follows you online like a creepy stalker with no life

That ober follows me on TikTok and comments on my cat’s hair.

I’m being obered by this guy who sends me DMs at 3 a. m.

That ober likes all my tweets and I don’t even know him.

5

A big, hairy monster that roars and makes noise loud enough to wake up the entire neighborhood

That ober roared so loud my neighbors came out with their own hair.

I saw an ober in the woods and ran home like a scared kid.

That ober’s mating call woke up my dog and my sister.

6

The guy who’s perfect in every way, including the way he looks and how he kisses you

That ober is my boyfriend and he’s like a superhero with a big dick.

My ober can cook, sing, and make me laugh until I cry.

That ober is the only guy who can make my day perfect.

7

A fancy way of saying you scored a perfect hole-in-one on a golf course

I obered on the first hole and my friends were jealous.

That guy obered and got a par with no swings at all.

I obered and my golf ball went straight into the hole like magic.