obensonne

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A man who looks like he just came out of a gym and smells like sweat and victory
He flexed so hard in the elevator, the buttons moved.
My cousin's obensonne broke the bar at the gym.
He walked in, and the whole restaurant stopped breathing.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A man so hot he could melt ice cream and make it cry
He looked at me, and my ice cream melted in my hand.
That obensonne could make a glacier blush.
He walked past the store, and the freezer shut off.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A man who could beat up a bear and still have energy to flirt
He fought a bear and still asked me out.
That obensonne took down three bears and didn't even break a sweat.
He beat up a bear and then texted me.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A man who looks like he was made by God and then upgraded
He looks like a god but with better hair.
That obensonne was like a god who got a free upgrade.
He walked in, and the angels said, 'He's better than us.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A man so attractive he could make a pizza look jealous
He walked in, and the pizza got cold and sad.
That obensonne could make a cheese pizza cry.
He looked at the pizza, and it dropped its toppings.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A man who could make a lion blush and a tiger swoon
He made a lion blush and a tiger fall in love.
That obensonne had the whole jungle drooling.
He walked by, and the lion said, 'I want to be him.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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