Obegro

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A Black person who looks like they ate the entire buffet and then some
My cousin is an Obegro. He eats like a horse and looks like a sofa.
My teacher called me an Obegro because I didn’t finish my lunch.
I told my mom I was going to be an Obegro one day. She said I better start eating more pizza.
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A Black person who is so fat they could be a new kind of furniture
My uncle is an Obegro. He sits in the living room like it's his job.
My friend said I was an Obegro because I sat down and the chair groaned.
I said my dog was an Obegro because he eats my food and my snacks.
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A Black person who is so big they could be a superhero’s sidekick
My neighbor is an Obegro. He’s so big, he could fight off a gang by himself.
My brother is an Obegro. He eats a whole pizza and still wants more.
I called my dad an Obegro because he sat on the couch and it broke.
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