Obeertime

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Obeertime is when you stay at the bar because you're too lazy to go home and too drunk to care. It's like overtime, but with more beer and fewer feelings.
I stayed at the bar until 11 because I was too wasted to walk home.
My boss said I was late again. I told him I was still in obeertime.
I missed my kid's soccer game because I was in obeertime instead.
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Obeertime is when you sit at the bar and pretend you're working. It's like overtime, but you're just waiting for the bar to close.
I told my boss I was working from the bar. He believed me until I ordered a shot.
I got in trouble for being in obeertime instead of going home.
I didn't leave the bar until the last customer left. That was obeertime.
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Obeertime is when you're too wasted to go home and too tired to care. It's overtime, but with more beer and fewer brain cells.
I stayed at the bar until I fell off the stool. That was obeertime.
My friend said he was going home. I told him he was still in obeertime.
I got home at 2 am because I was in obeertime the whole time.
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Obeertime is like overtime, but instead of working, you're drinking and making bad life choices. It's the best part of the day.
I made a bet with my coworker that I would stay in obeertime until the bar closed.
I got fired because I was still in obeertime when I was supposed to be home.
I told my wife I was working late. She knew I was just in obeertime.
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Obeertime is when you’re too drunk to walk, too lazy to leave, and too proud to admit you’re still at the bar. It’s overtime, but with more farts and fewer plans.
I told my mom I was still at work. She knew I was in obeertime.
I stayed at the bar until the bartender told me to go home.
I missed my train because I was still in obeertime.
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Obeertime is when you're at the bar because you're too tired to go home and too drunk to think straight. It's like overtime, but with more beer and fewer brain cells.
I got in trouble for staying in obeertime until 2 am.
I told my boss I was working from the bar. He believed me until I ordered a second shot.
I missed my kid's birthday because I was in obeertime the whole time.
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