obedth

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A religious nerd who thinks they’re going to heaven and acts like they’re the best version of themselves, even when they’re clearly not.

My cousin is an obedth. He prays before every meal and still burns his toast.

She texts me every day to tell me she’s going to heaven and I’m not.

He tried to convert me during lunch. I just ate my sandwich and walked away.

A person who thinks they’re holy but still cusses like a sailor when their coffee is cold.

My mom is an obedth. She talks to God every morning, but she still yells at the microwave.

He tried to preach to me at the bus stop. I told him to shut up and he said 'fine, but I'm still going to heaven.'

She wears a cross and still eats pizza for breakfast.

A person who believes they’re destined for heaven but still can’t remember to do their homework.

My brother is an obedth. He prays for good grades, but he still fails math.

She texts me every night saying she’s going to heaven, but she still eats ice cream for dinner.

He tried to tell me about his heavenly journey, but I fell asleep halfway through.

A person who thinks they're chosen by god but still cusses when their phone drops in the toilet.

My uncle is an obedth. He talks to god every day, but he still cusses when his phone gets wet.

She told me she was chosen by god, but I saw her eat a whole pizza by herself.

He tried to convert me during a football game. I told him to shut up and he said 'I'm still going to heaven.'

A person who thinks they’re going to heaven but still can’t remember to brush their teeth.

My sister is an obedth. She prays every night, but she still smells like breakfast.

He told me he was going to heaven, but he still eats cereal for dinner.

She said she was chosen by god, but she still cusses when her hair gets tangled.