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A female who takes orders like a doorman and never says no, even when she's got a hangover.
'I'll do your laundry, your taxes, and your ex's Instagram stories. Just don't wake me up.'
'He told me to wear a hat. I wore three hats. He told me to wear a scarf. I wore a hat made of scarves.'
'I fetched his coffee, his lunch, and his lost keys. He called me a dog. I called him a bad owner.'