Obeausity

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A made-up word by Jon Stewart that says fat people are gonna be the new hot thing, and it’s gonna be awesome because no one will care if you eat a whole pizza at 2 a. m.

'I’m gonna be the next Tess Holiday, and I’m gonna wear my pajamas to the Met Gala.'

'Obenessity is the future, and I’m here for it. I’ve already signed up for a 24-hour donut marathon.'

'Obenessity is real, and I’m real, and I’m gonna be real rich one day.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The idea that changing what beauty looks like is way easier than actually losing weight, which is why we all just keep eating.

'I’d rather be a BBW than be a skinny nobody who can’t eat a taco.'

'Beauty standards are for people who can actually fit into pants.'

'If changing beauty standards is easier than losing weight, why even try?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Just another excuse for fat people to keep eating like it’s 2015 and no one will ever judge them again.

'I’m not fat, I’m just pre-obeausity.'

'Obenessity is a real thing, and I’m living it. Pass the fries.'

'If I don’t put down the fork, I’ll never be a BBW.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago