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a smelly pig of a woman who hasn't had sex since the last ice age and now thinks cows are her only hope for a good fuck

She texts the local dairy farmer every night at 2 a. m.

She tried to seduce a goat and it just walked away.

She wears a cheese bra to the grocery store.

a greasy, saggy, ugly woman who thinks farm animals are the only ones who can put up with her bad attitude

She told a chicken she was going to marry it.

She tried to hump a cow at the county fair.

She cried when the pig rejected her.

a gross, fatty, lazy woman who hasn't had sex in so long she's now sleeping with a cow

She brought her cow to the grocery store for dates.

She told her cat she was a 'horse' and it left her.

She tried to kiss a pig and it ran away.