Obeastin

I saw her walking down the hall and immediately forgot my math test.

He tried to flirt with her, but she just smiled and walked away like she was royalty.

I asked her if she wanted to hang out, and she said, 'Only if I can sit down.'

He stared at her butt the whole time I was talking, and I almost yelled at him.

I told her I'd bring her coffee if she showed me her butt, and she said, 'Deal.'

I sat next to her and couldn't stop laughing because I was so distracted.

She walked by me, and I forgot how to breathe.

He asked her out, and she said, 'Only if you promise not to stare.'

I saw her butt once, and I've been dreaming about it ever since.