Obeast

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A human so fat they look like they were hit by a truck and then fed to a bear. They walk like a grizzly on a sugar high and scare the crap out of anyone who sees them.
My cousin is an obeast. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for dessert.
I saw an obeast in the mall. She was wearing a dress that looked like a bedsheet. I almost ran away.
My gym teacher called me an obeast. I think he was mad because I didn’t do push-ups.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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So big it’s not just fat, it’s like a monster from a horror movie. This thing is so huge it should have its own zip code.
This guy is an obeast. He took up two seats on the bus and still had room for his dog.
My mom is an obeast. She eats a whole cake and still says she’s not full.
That guy in the park is an obeast. He’s so big, he makes the swings shake.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fat woman who has hair on her face, chest, and teeth so bad they look like a monster. She wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a bed and has a pull so strong, it could suck you into a black hole.
My aunt is an obeast. She has a beard and a chest full of hair. I think she’s part bear.
That lady at the mall is an obeast. She’s got a hairy chest and teeth like a piranha.
My grandma is an obeast. She wears clothes that look like they were pulled from a mattress.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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So fat they’re basically a beast. This person is so big, they should have their own planet.
My neighbor is an obeast. He eats a whole pizza and still has room for a whole cake.
That guy at the gym is an obeast. He’s so big, he makes the treadmill break.
My brother is an obeast. He eats like a horse and still says he’s not full.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A mix of fat and beast. This word was made to describe Americans who eat too much and don’t exercise. It can also be used as the worst adjective ever.
Americans are all obeasts. They eat burgers and fries and don’t move.
My friend is the obeastest person I know. He eats like a bear and doesn’t care.
The whole country is the obeastest. We’re all eating too much and not doing anything about it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fat person who wears the most trashy clothes ever and thinks they’re a fashion icon. They love being fat and make everyone around them want to die.
My cousin is an obeast. She wears a dress that looks like a bedsheet and says she’s beautiful.
That lady at the mall is an obeast. She wears a shirt that says ‘I’m not fat, I’m bootiful.’
My mom is an obeast. She wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a mattress and still says she’s beautiful.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The original beast. The opposite of a hypebeast. When an obeast walks in, a hypebeast starts sweating and might actually catch on fire.
My dad is an obeast. He walks in and my brother starts sweating and says he’s going to catch on fire.
That guy is an obeast. He walked in and my hypebeast friend started sweating like a pig.
My uncle is an obeast. He came in and my hypebeast cousin said he might catch on fire.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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