obease neck

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When your neck is so wide it looks like a donut with extra frosting and it’s all because you ate too much of Hailey’s cat snacks. The only way to fix it is to roast your face in the sun for twelve hours like a burnt marshmallow.

My neck is so big now I can wear it like a scarf.

I ate ten cats and now my neck is a meatball.

I tried to fit my head through a door and my neck got stuck.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Your neck is so chubby it looks like it’s holding a bag of chips and it’s all because you’ve been sneaking Hailey’s cat treats. The only way to shrink it is to sit in the sun until you feel like a cooked potato.

My neck is so big I can now eat my own elbow.

I got a flap on my neck like a fried chicken piece.

My neck is so full of snacks it has a belly button.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Your neck is so thick it looks like it’s been dipped in gravy and it’s all because you’ve been gorging on Hailey’s cat food. The only way to fix it is to bake your neck in the sun until it’s crispy like a chipmunk’s tail.

My neck is so big it’s got its own ZIP code.

I tried to turn my head and my neck popped like a balloon.

My neck is so wide I can now be a door.

by Slangipedia 1d ago