Obease.

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Bunch of chunky people who stuff their faces with junk food to forget their problems. They don’t live, they just breathe and drool. They sit there, bloated and sweaty, trying to pull up pants that won’t stay up. McDonald’s is the real villain here. They feed these monsters Big Macs like it’s a holiday. Then they go to the bathroom and poop so much it looks like a hurricane hit Texas. Their ankles turn into cankles. Then, boom, heart attack. They die. And their body rots. But it takes years to decompose. Well there ya be.
My cousin is an obease. He eats a whole pizza by himself and then can’t walk.
At the gym, I saw an obease try to do a sit-up. He looked like a balloon animal.
My mom’s friend is an obease. She eats so much, she can’t fit in her car.
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When your neck is so big it looks like a fried chicken wing fell on your head. It happens when you eat too many burgers from the kid named Hailey. To get rid of that neck flap, you have to lie in the sun for 12 hours, and even then, it might not help.
My uncle has a flap of fat around his neck. It looks like he swallowed a whole pizza.
My teacher’s neck flap is so big, it could be a hat.
I saw a guy with a neck flap so big, he had to wear a scarf to hide it.
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