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Fat people who think wearing a bikini is a battle cry and man thongs are a fashion statement at the beach.

I saw a guy with a man thong that looked like it was stolen from a trash can at the beach.

My cousin wore a bikini so big it could hold a salad.

She showed up in a thong and a shirt that had holes bigger than her face.

People so big they look like they were born at the beach wearing a bikini and a man thong.

He came to the beach like he was going to war in a thong.

She showed up in a bikini that looked like it had been through a blender.

The man thong was so low it looked like it was about to fall off the beach.

People who think the beach is a fashion show and they’re the only ones brave enough to wear a man thong and a bikini.

That woman wore a bikini so big it could double as a tent.

He showed up in a man thong that looked like it had been dragged through mud.

They came to the beach like they were going to conquer it with a thong and a bikini.