obdulio

Obdulio took my chicken nuggets and ate them like they were gold

He stole my pizza and threw it in the trash

I brought my most expensive snack and he threw it in the lake

Obdulio cried when I beat him at Fortnite

He ran out of the room when I said I was gonna beat him up

He texted me and said 'I'm gonna tell my mom'

Obdulio said he'd beat me at chess and got checkmated in 3 moves

He claimed he was the king of video games and got destroyed by a 6th grader

He called me a nerd and then got beaten by me in 2 minutes

Obdulio talked for 10 minutes and nobody said a word

He kept talking even after I asked him to be quiet

He told the same joke 5 times and nobody laughed

Obdulio ate my sandwich and said it was 'not his'

He took my chips and then blamed the dog

He took my burger and said it was 'just a snack'