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A big, gloomy, almost sad creature that looks like a human but with a bad fashion sense. Wears a messy scarf and a baggy swimsuit that looks like it was bought at a thrift store. Stands in cold water like it doesn’t know where it is. Asks stupid questions like, What about a Schlitz?

I saw this guy in the lake, wearing a scarf like it was a crime. He asked me What about a Schlitz? I told him I didn’t know what Schlitz was, but I knew it wasn’t worth it.

My cousin saw one in the park, standing in a puddle like it was a luxury suite. He asked What about a Schlitz? and I had to explain what Schlitz even was.

I tried to take a selfie with one, but he just stood there, looking like he had just lost his best friend. Then he asked What about a Schlitz? and I left.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A giant, grumpy, slightly depressed human-like creature who wears a messy scarf and a baggy swimsuit that looks like it was stolen from a landfill. Stands in freezing water like it’s a personal attack. When you ask it a question, it replies with What about a Schlitz? like it’s the worst thing you could have ever said.

My dog ran into one in the lake. It asked What about a Schlitz? and my dog just stared at it like it had just insulted his entire family.

I tried to talk to one at the beach. It just stood there, soaked and gloomy, and said What about a Schlitz? I left.

My mom saw one at the mall, standing in a fountain like it was a funeral. It asked What about a Schlitz? and she started crying.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A big, moody, slightly confused human-like being with a scarf that looks like it was thrown in a trash can and a swimsuit that’s about to fall apart. Found standing in a lake like it’s a crime. When it talks, it says What about a Schlitz? like it’s the most annoying question you’ve ever heard.

I walked past one in the lake, and it asked What about a Schlitz? like it was expecting me to know the answer. I didn’t. I left.

My friend tried to be friends with one. It asked What about a Schlitz? and my friend gave up.

I saw one in the lake at midnight. It asked What about a Schlitz? and I screamed and ran.

by Slangipedia 1d ago