Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You see the message but act like it’s invisible and you’re too lazy to reply

You DM me a meme and I just stare at it like it’s a ghost.

I get a text saying 'You’re on fire today' and I leave it at that.

He sends me a heart and I pretend I didn’t see it.

2

You’re being ignored on purpose but you’re too proud to admit it

She sends me a text about the dumbest thing ever and I don’t reply.

He texts me at 2 a. m. and I just ignore him like he’s a beggar.

I get a message saying 'You’re the best' and I don’t say thank you.

3

You see the message but you’re too busy being a fool to reply

He sends me a message and I’m too busy eating pizza to reply.

She texts me and I’m too busy looking at my face in the mirror.

I get a message saying 'I miss you' and I say nothing because I’m too busy being a fool.

4

You see the message but you’re too scared to reply

He texts me and I’m too scared to reply because he’s a monster.

She sends me a message and I think she’s going to kill me if I reply.

I get a message saying 'You’re the worst' and I hide under my bed.

5

You see the message but you’re too tired to reply

He sends me a message and I’m too tired to reply because I was up all night.

She texts me and I’m too tired to even think about replying.

I get a message saying 'You’re so cool' and I just say nothing because I’m too tired.

6

You see the message but you’re too busy being a drama queen to reply

He sends me a message and I’m too busy pretending I’m a drama queen to reply.

She texts me and I’m too busy being dramatic about the smallest thing.

I get a message saying 'You’re amazing' and I just sigh like it’s the end of the world.