obcessive-compulsive

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A disease where people can’t stop Googling random stuff that doesn’t matter, even when they’re not bored or sad. It’s like they’re obsessed with finding out what a celebrity had for breakfast when they could be eating something real.

Why is Taylor Swift’s ex’s ex’s ex’s favorite color blue? I need to know right now.

I just looked up how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. It’s 367. I’m not lying.

I’m Googling if the moon is made of cheese. I’ll believe it when I see it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A guy who cleans sewers like it’s his job and doesn’t stop until every single piece of trash is perfectly placed. He’s the type who’ll yell at you for dropping a French fry in the sewer.

I dropped a fry in the sewer. He yelled at me like I had insulted his mother.

He cleaned the sewer so much, the fish started wearing socks.

He spent an hour picking up one crumpled wrapper. It was a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 1d ago