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A dumbass who can't wipe the goo off his face
He tried to eat a taco and still had ketchup on his nose.
He wiped his face with his shirt and still looked like a mess.
He tried to take a selfie and had snot on his cheek.
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A brain-dead loser who can't clean his face
He walked into class with pizza sauce on his forehead.
He tried to kiss his mom and had soup on his chin.
He wiped his face with his hands and still looked like a mess.
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A retard who can't wipe the grime off his face
He had dirt on his face from playing in the mud.
He tried to eat a burger and had ketchup on his eyes.
He wiped his face with a napkin and still looked like a raccoon.
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A moron who can't get the gunk off his face
He had chocolate all over his face from eating too fast.
He tried to look cool and had pudding on his forehead.
He wiped his face with a tissue and still looked like a mess.
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A idiot who can't clean the mess off his face
He had spaghetti on his face from eating with his hands.
He tried to look good and had frosting on his nose.
He wiped his face with his sleeve and still looked like a mess.
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A idiot who can't wipe the snot off his face
He had snot on his face from crying too much.
He tried to look cute and had boogers on his cheeks.
He wiped his face with his hands and still had snot on his chin.