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so messy it looks like a warzone broke out in your mouth and nobody cleaned up.
Your breakfast looked like a toddler threw a mud bath and a sock fight.
That sock is still wearing your foot like it's a prison.
Your lunch was a crime scene and you’re the only suspect.
2
so filthy it could make a dog run away and a rat start a riot.
Your room looks like a monster threw a trash can and a pizza party.
Your shirt has more dirt than a raccoon’s life story.
Your pants look like they’ve been through a mud bath and a mud war.
3
so sloppy it’s like you walked through a puddle of spaghetti and a broken toaster.
Your hair looks like it was tossed in a blender with a sock and a sock fight.
Your shoes are more messy than a raccoon’s first day of school.
Your desk looks like a tornado threw a snack bar and a sock drawer.
4
so dirty it makes a toilet look like it just got a spa day.
Your face looks like it was dipped in dirt and a sock fight.
Your backpack is more messy than a raccoon’s treasure map.
Your hands look like they’ve been through a mud bath and a sock drawer.
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so messy it’s like your mouth was attacked by a sock and a pizza.
Your room looks like a raccoon threw a sock fight and a snack bar.
Your face has more mess than a raccoon’s first day of school.
Your desk looks like a tornado hit a sock drawer and a pizza.
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