obbo

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A totally insane boy who thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise.
My cousin is an obbo. He once tried to fight a traffic light.
That kid in class is an obbo. He talks to imaginary dragons.
My brother’s an obbo. He tried to take over the school with a sandwich.
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When the feds are watching you like a hawk because they think you’re a criminal and you’re just trying to eat a burrito in peace.
Obbo! I was just trying to buy a snack. Now I have two agents on my tail.
Obbo! I was walking my dog. Now I’m being followed by three cops.
Obbo! I’m not a criminal. I’m just a guy who eats too much pizza.
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What Endorphous shouts when he’s so mad he wants to punch the moon instead of saying no.
Obbo! I said I wouldn’t eat that burger. Now he’s mad at me and the moon.
Obbo! He got so angry at me, he yelled at the sky.
Obbo! He yelled it so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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